Do, or do not. There is no ‘try’.
Yoda
“The Empire Strikes Back”
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can …
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. Johnny Carson
I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and …
I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. I know no way of judging of the future but by the past. Patrick Henry
Patrick Henry, March, 1775
One irony of the Quayle campaign is that this supposed simpleton has …
One irony of the Quayle campaign is that this supposed simpleton has put more ideas on the table than anyone except Steve Forbes. Yet the media won’t discuss them because he is said to have no chance to win. These are the same reporters who’ve declared Mr. Bush the winner even though he’s given only one substantive speech. Paul A. Gigot
Wall Street Journal, August 13, 1999
If we run into such debts as that we must be taxed …
If we run into such debts as that we must be taxed in our meat andin our drink, in our necessaries and our comforts, in our labors andour amusements, for our callings and our creeds, as the people ofEngland are, our people, like them, must come to labor sixteenhours in the twenty-four, and give the earnings of fifteen of these tothe government for their debts and daily expenses;And the sixteenth being insufficient to afford us bread, we must live,as they do now, on oatmeal and potatoes, have no time to think,no means of calling the mismanagers to account; but be glad toobtain subsistence by hiring ourselves to rivet their chains aroundthe necks of our fellow sufferers;And this is the tendency of all human governments. A departurefrom principle in one instance becomes a precedent for a second,that second for a third, and so on ’til the bulk of the society isreduced to be mere automatons of misery, to have no sensibilitiesleft but for sinning and suffering…And the forehorse of this frightful team is public debt. Taxationfollows that, and in its train wretchedness and oppression. Thomas Jefferson
Do you know Presidents talk to the country the way men talk …
Do you know Presidents talk to the country the way men talk to women? They say, ‘Trust me, go all the way with me, and everything will be all right.’ And what happens? Nine months later, you’re in trouble! Unknown
As shameful as Watergate is, the case has a hopeful or reassuring …
As shameful as Watergate is, the case has a hopeful or reassuring aspect: nothing is being swept under the rug. Orlando Sentinel
Orlando Sentinel editorial, 1/13/73
Thanks for the memory. Bob Hope …
Thanks for the memory.
Bob Hope
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to …
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old. George Burns
The era of resistance to big government is never over. Paul Gigot …
The era of resistance to big government is never over.
Paul Gigot
Wall Street Journal, Week of March 6th, 1998.