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Cop Out-You know what the worst kind of bad guy is, in my book?

Jimmy: You know what the worst kind of bad guy is, in my book?  Somebody that would try to humiliate the father in front of his own daughter.  His little girl.

Roy: Listen Jimmy, Ava’s like a daughter to me.

Jimmy: She’s not your daughter, she’s my daughter.

Cop Out (2010)

ObamaCare logos for health insurance companies

Some suggested logos and slogans for US Health Care companies who are hoping to survive ObamaCare, the second image adds Geico and Aflac’s suggested versions – both groups remain since the second one is less kid-friendly:

Humana: Bureaucracy when you need it least

UnitedHealthcare: Healing health care. Together. With Death Panels.

Czar Permanente of CA

Aetna:  We want to control you

Statist Farm: And like a good commie,Statist Farm is there

Blue Cross/Red Sickle

Allstatist:  Your in big brother’s hands.

Cigna: Live well. Think Well.  Dream Well.  OR ELSE.

Lieco: A 15 month wait could save us 50% or more!

Alf*&ced (Aflac)

Suggested Insurance Company Logos
Suggested Insurance Company Logos

Barack Obama, Nigeria Spam take-off

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

ATTN: STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL & URGENTCY.

DEAR AMERICAN:

I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE.

I AM SENATOR OF THE REPUBLIC OF AMERICA IN PROVINCE OF ILLINOIS. MY

FATHER IS NOT FROM NIGERIA, SO YOU SHOULD HAVE NO WORRIES FROM SCAMMING.

MY FATHER FROM KEYNA, COUNTRY WITH MUCH MORE HONEST PEOPLES. SO THERE

BE NO WORRIES OF ME TAKING YOUR MONIES, ONLY OTHER PEOPLESES. MY

COUNTRY HAS CRISIS THAT HAS CAUSED THE NEED FOR LARGE TRANSFER OF

FUNDS OF 2.5 TRILLION DOLLARS US. IF YOU WOULD ASSIST ME IN THIS

TRANSFER, IT WOULD BE MOST PROFITABLE TO YOU.

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