My new email signature:

Sent from my iPhone
My pronouns: he/him/his.

My capitalizations: standard.

My color: clear (I’m non-binary color).

My race: human (I’m infinite race).

My eye color: black (ignore your own lyin’ eyes).

My height: 6’8” (ditto).

My stance on facts, science, reality, objectivity: irrelevant (Apparently).